Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Things You Do When You're Poor

  • Eat cereal and milk for dinner every night because it's gloriously cheap.
  • Inadvertently guilt-trip the guy you're dating into buying you a real dinner when you tell him this fact.
  • Wear a dress you haven't worn in over a year (as it's really not flattering) because you don't want to waste money doing laundry.
  • Stay at work during lunch to save a tiny amount of gas.
  • Contemplate bailing out of a best friend's bachelorette weekend because it will quite literally deplete your bank account. 
  • Realize you cannot do this and be a good friend, and wonder if anywhere around you buys blood.
  • Find yourself increasingly jealous of your cat's super easy lifestyle. What a lazy little bitch.

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