(Unfortunately, I think the Ginger has revealed himself as the craftiest of Stealth Assholes. Haven't seen him nor talked much since I returned from Spain. He has a very small window of opportunity in which to redeem himself...but I don't think he cares.)
Me: Dating is just HARD. And stressful. I don't have the energy to deal with a bunch more douches.
BFF: I hear ya, sister!
ME: Men. Psh. Must they ALL be such cliches?
BFF: If they weren't, we wouldn't get to feel so superior.