Ways To Tell Someone You Don't Want To Date Anymore

Good:

• Make a call.
• Send a text.
• Write an email.
• Smoke signal.
• Billboard.
• Tell the truth.
• Craft a lie.
• Blame work.
• Blame your ex.
• Blame the moon.
• Blame your penis.
• Write a poem.
• Carve a sign.
• SOS.
• "I'm sorry, I like men."
• "I'm sorry, I like animals."
• "I'm sorry, I don't like you."

Bad:

• Just fucking disappear.