Her: I think I'm turning into a bit of a makeout whore.
Me: Please, do tell. I need to slut it up vicariously through you.
Her: Well, I ended up making out with that guy from high school last weekend...and last night, the bachelor party best man.
Me: Can you go for the trifecta? Please kiss another stranger next weekend. I'm counting on you.
Her: I'll try my best.
I love my friends.
Me: Please, do tell. I need to slut it up vicariously through you.
Her: Well, I ended up making out with that guy from high school last weekend...and last night, the bachelor party best man.
Me: Can you go for the trifecta? Please kiss another stranger next weekend. I'm counting on you.
Her: I'll try my best.
I love my friends.
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