My life is a constant series of random clusterfucks and ridiculous coincidences, so why should today be any different?
Remember a few weeks ago when I mentioned getting a message on OkCupid from a guy I made out with in college? He was a friend of my Biff's, and we met at her 20th birthday party, oh...six years ago? I'm so old.
We ended up chatting a bit, then he asked me out for a drink. At the time, I was theoretically trying to make things work with Thumper, so I said we could meet for a friendly catch-up as I was seeing someone, and he was fine with that. Well, now I'm not seeing anyone, so tomorrow's drink is in this odd date/not-date zone, depending on how he's changed after you know, six years.
That is not my story.
This is my story.
So, this boy (nickname as yet to be determined) works at a rock climbing gym in addition to being an actor-y sort. A gym where, quite coincidentally, Thumper happens to climb. Yeah. Yeah. He actually just started a month long unlimited pass this week. Mmhmm.
But that's not the story.
No, the story is that today's SUPERFUN team building event, which I did not plan? Guess where it is?
I'm apparently supposed to go rock climbing, at his job, with my co-workers, when I have not seen him in SIX YEARS.
"That's what a stalker would say," he replied.